Things I Discovered Yesterday

• Hedgehogs, though slow moving, can be known to leap suicidally into the path of cyclists who must veer dangerously of the way to avoid them.
• Veering dangerously out of the way of suicidal hedgehogs has a tendency to make cyclists fall of their bikes.
• The ground is hard when hit wrist first from the back of a moving bicycle.
• Drawing is difficult when you've sprained your wrist.
• Mentholated 'cooling' balm provides excellent relief on said wrist, less good when you fail to wash your hands adequately and accidentally deposit aforementioned balm on your foreskin.
• Alan Partridge isn't always funny, especially when dragged out into a 40 minute pseudo-documentary which even the most ardent fan of the Partridge found himself willing it to be over.
• It's hard not to prejudge a sharply dressed bald meathead in the bank with the name Giselle tattooed vertically down the side of his bestial neck and loudly depositing £4000 into his account. He might not be a gangster. He might be a hairdresser.
• I hate tennis and I don't give a stuff if Andy Murray wins.
• We are governed by a privileged elite who wouldn't know the common touch if it was the size of a badly sprained wrist applied anally and smeared with a mentholated 'cooling' balm.

Today, I am going to attempt to draw but my wrist bloody hurts… The animation is coming along, though I was to put some effort in to tidying up some of the weaker drawings. This animation is for a competition, so I really don't want it to have any noticeable weaknesses, other than my horrible voice acting.